Growth audit
Death Wish Coffee
deathwishcoffee.com
Run 31 July 2026, 1 day ago
What we measured
Four separate checks. There is no single overall score, because these measure different things and averaging them would hide which one needs work.
- Agent readability
- 86/100
- Tracking hygiene
- 65/100
- Landing page
- 80/100
- AI visibility
- 65/100
The headline
127 of your 291 listings are still in your sitemap and public product feed, so an assistant asked for a recommendation has a 44% chance of naming one that cannot be bought.
What is costing you right now
- 3 of 141 product listings (2%) cannot be bought in any size or variant, yet they are still published and crawlable. An assistant that recommends one sends the shopper to a dead end.
- 133 of 141 product titles are under 50 characters. While this is a convention rather than a fault, it matters if you run Shopping ads, as Google Shopping's guidance favours 50 to 150 characters carrying brand, product type and key attributes.
Fix this week
- Review and remove or update the 3 dead listings to prevent sending customers to unbuyable products.
- Consider revising product titles to align with Google Shopping's guidance of 50 to 150 characters, especially if you plan to run Shopping ads.
How AI assistants see you
Checked chatgpt and claude and gemini across 6 answers. Not checked: perplexity.
- perplexity: not reached on this run
Death Wish Coffee appeared in 4 of 6 answers (67%) across the assistants checked: chatgpt, claude, and gemini. Competitors such as Kicking Horse Coffee and Stumptown Coffee Roasters were also mentioned. Perplexity was not checked this run.
What we could not check
Our connection to the Meta Ad Library did not return usable data on this run, so we could not read live ads. This is a gap in our measurement, not a finding about your advertising.
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Every check, in full
- 86/100
AI Readiness
Dex
6 of 12 schema types present, llms.txt present
Paste-ready fixes (6)
FAQPage schema<script type="application/ld+json"> { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "FAQPage", "mainEntity": [ { "@type": "Question", "name": "Your question here?", "acceptedAnswer": { "@type": "Answer", "text": "Your answer here." } } ] } </script>Review schema<script type="application/ld+json"> { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "Review", "reviewRating": { "@type": "Rating", "ratingValue": "5", "bestRating": "5" }, "author": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Customer Name" }, "reviewBody": "Review text here" } </script>AggregateRating schema<script type="application/ld+json"> { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "Product", "name": "Product Name", "aggregateRating": { "@type": "AggregateRating", "ratingValue": "4.5", "reviewCount": "127" } } </script>LocalBusiness schema<script type="application/ld+json"> { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "LocalBusiness", "name": "Your Business", "address": { "@type": "PostalAddress", "streetAddress": "123 Main St", "addressLocality": "City", "addressRegion": "State", "postalCode": "12345" }, "telephone": "+1-555-555-5555" } </script>HowTo schema<script type="application/ld+json"> { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "HowTo", "name": "How to do something", "step": [ { "@type": "HowToStep", "name": "Step 1", "text": "Do this first" }, { "@type": "HowToStep", "name": "Step 2", "text": "Then do this" } ] } </script>Article schema<script type="application/ld+json"> { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "Article", "headline": "Article Title", "author": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Author Name" }, "datePublished": "2024-01-01", "image": "https://yoursite.com/article-image.jpg" } </script> - 65/100
Tracking & Pixels
Dex
0 of 3 pixels visible in page source, 5 issues
This check reads static HTML only. A GTM container is present (GTM-WS7HLL9). Server-side tagging signals are present (Shopify Web Pixels (sandboxed)). Any pixel not listed as detected may still be firing through one of those, so we have not scored it as missing.
- Meta Pixel not visible in static HTML
- Google Ads / GA4 not visible in static HTML
- TikTok Pixel not visible in static HTML
- No consent management detected
- No tracking pixels detected on page
Catalogue
Parker
141 products, 404 variants, 124 collections
Listed price range 5 to 119.99, median 34 (store currency)
- Prices are published in USD (${{amount}}), which is the currency an agent will quote to a shopper.
- 1 products have an empty product_type. Feed taxonomy falls back to guesswork downstream.
- 1 products carry no tags, so collection and filter logic cannot reach them.
- 3 of 141 product listings (2%) cannot be bought in any size or variant, yet they are still published and crawlable. An assistant that recommends one sends the shopper to a dead end.
- 80/100
Landing Page
Dex
1 h1, 3 calls to action, 1 trust signals
- 2 of 131 images have no alt text.
- 32 external scripts. Each one is a blocking third-party dependency on first paint.
From the visual pass
- Improve the visibility of the 'NEW ARRIVALS' section by adding more contrast or spacing.
- Add customer reviews or testimonials to enhance trustworthiness.
- Simplify the navigation bar to reduce potential decision fatigue.
- Not measured
Live Ads
Maya
Our connection to the Meta Ad Library did not return usable data on this run, so we could not read live ads. This is a gap in our measurement, not a finding about your advertising.
- 65/100
AI Visibility
Maya
MeasuredChecked chatgpt and claude and gemini across 6 answers. Not checked: perplexity.
- perplexity: not reached on this run
The 2 questions we asked
- “What are the best organic coffee beans?”
- “Best coffee beans under $40”
These questions were built from your own catalogue: product types, product titles, tags and your median price. None of them name your brand, so a mention means an assistant surfaced you unprompted.
Also recommended: Flavor Profile, Kicking Horse Coffee, Equal Exchange, Stumptown Coffee Roasters, Lavazza Organic Tierra!, Allegro Coffee
- Death Wish Coffee appeared in 4 of 6 answers (67%) across 3 assistants.
- Best placement was position 2 in a ranked list.
- Also named: Flavor Profile, Kicking Horse Coffee, Equal Exchange, Stumptown Coffee Roasters, Lavazza Organic Tierra!.
- perplexity could not be queried on this run, so it is excluded from the measurement rather than counted as a miss.
Agent Access
Dex
This report contains no revenue forecast, no spend recommendation and no dollar projection.
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