Liquid Death

What we measured

Four separate checks. There is no single overall score, because these measure different things and averaging them would hide which one needs work.

Every check, in full

• AI Readiness

  Dex

  68/100

  2 of 12 schema types present, llms.txt present

  • No Organization schema on your homepage, so agents have no machine-readable statement of who you are.
  • No BreadcrumbList on https://liquiddeath.com/products/murder-head-sticker-packs, so agents cannot place the product in your site hierarchy.
  Paste-ready fixes (10)

  Organization schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "Organization",
    "name": "Your Company Name",
    "url": "https://yoursite.com",
    "logo": "https://yoursite.com/logo.png",
    "sameAs": ["https://twitter.com/yourhandle", "https://linkedin.com/company/yourcompany"]
  }
  </script>

  WebSite schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "WebSite",
    "name": "Your Site Name",
    "url": "https://yoursite.com",
    "potentialAction": {
      "@type": "SearchAction",
      "target": "https://yoursite.com/search?q={search_term_string}",
      "query-input": "required name=search_term_string"
    }
  }
  </script>

  BreadcrumbList schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
    "itemListElement": [
      { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://yoursite.com" },
      { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Products", "item": "https://yoursite.com/products" }
    ]
  }
  </script>

  FAQPage schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "FAQPage",
    "mainEntity": [
      {
        "@type": "Question",
        "name": "Your question here?",
        "acceptedAnswer": { "@type": "Answer", "text": "Your answer here." }
      }
    ]
  }
  </script>

  Review schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "Review",
    "reviewRating": { "@type": "Rating", "ratingValue": "5", "bestRating": "5" },
    "author": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Customer Name" },
    "reviewBody": "Review text here"
  }
  </script>

  AggregateRating schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "Product",
    "name": "Product Name",
    "aggregateRating": {
      "@type": "AggregateRating",
      "ratingValue": "4.5",
      "reviewCount": "127"
    }
  }
  </script>

  Brand schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "Brand",
    "name": "Your Brand Name",
    "logo": "https://yoursite.com/brand-logo.png"
  }
  </script>

  LocalBusiness schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "LocalBusiness",
    "name": "Your Business",
    "address": { "@type": "PostalAddress", "streetAddress": "123 Main St", "addressLocality": "City", "addressRegion": "State", "postalCode": "12345" },
    "telephone": "+1-555-555-5555"
  }
  </script>

  HowTo schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "HowTo",
    "name": "How to do something",
    "step": [
      { "@type": "HowToStep", "name": "Step 1", "text": "Do this first" },
      { "@type": "HowToStep", "name": "Step 2", "text": "Then do this" }
    ]
  }
  </script>

  Article schemaCopy

  <script type="application/ld+json">
  {
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@type": "Article",
    "headline": "Article Title",
    "author": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Author Name" },
    "datePublished": "2024-01-01",
    "image": "https://yoursite.com/article-image.jpg"
  }
  </script>

• Tracking & Pixels

  Dex

  71/100

  0 of 3 pixels visible in page source, 4 issues

  This check reads static HTML only. A consent platform is present (OneTrust). Server-side tagging signals are present (Shopify Web Pixels (sandboxed)). Any pixel not listed as detected may still be firing through one of those, so we have not scored it as missing.

  • Meta Pixel not visible in static HTML
  • Google Ads / GA4 not visible in static HTML
  • TikTok Pixel not visible in static HTML
  • No tracking pixels detected on page

• Catalogue

  Parker

  210 products, 631 variants, 119 collections

  Listed price range 1 to 5200000, median 39 (store currency)

  • 12 products have an empty product_type. Feed taxonomy falls back to guesswork downstream.
  • 55 products carry no tags, so collection and filter logic cannot reach them.
  • 82 of 210 product listings (39%) cannot be bought in any size or variant, yet they are still published and crawlable. An assistant that recommends one sends the shopper to a dead end.
  • 112 variants have no SKU, which blocks feed-level reconciliation.

• Landing Page

  Dex

  76/100

  0 h1, 1 calls to action, 0 trust signals

  Our screenshot service was rate limited by the CDN in front of this site, so the visual pass did not run. This is a limit on our vendor's shared addresses, not a setting on your store, and it often clears on a later run. Every HTML-level finding below is unaffected.

  • No <h1> on the page. Both crawlers and AI agents use it as the page's primary claim.
  • No shipping, returns, guarantee, rating or press signals found in visible copy.
  • 2 of 100 images have no alt text.
  • The HTML document alone is 1484kb before any assets load.

• Live Ads

  Maya

  Not measured

  Our connection to the Meta Ad Library did not return usable data on this run, so we could not read live ads. This is a gap in our measurement, not a finding about your advertising.

• AI Visibility

  Maya

  0/100
  Measured

  Checked chatgpt and claude and gemini across 12 answers. Not checked: perplexity.

  • perplexity: not reached on this run
  The 4 questions we asked

  • “What are the best t-shirts?”
  • “Best t-shirts for hot weather”
  • “What are the best hats?”
  • “Who makes the best sweatshirts?”

  These questions were built from your own catalogue: product types, product titles, tags and your median price. None of them name your brand, so a mention means an assistant surfaced you unprompted.

  Also recommended: Everlane, Uniqlo, Carhartt, Stetson, Reigning Champ, Price

  • Liquid Death was not named in any of the 12 answers from 3 assistants. We asked "What are the best t-shirts?", "Best t-shirts for hot weather", "What are the best hats?", "Who makes the best sweatshirts?".
  • The assistants named these instead: Everlane, Uniqlo, Carhartt, Stetson, Reigning Champ.
  • perplexity could not be queried on this run, so it is excluded from the measurement rather than counted as a miss.

• Agent Access

  Dex